 Wysłany: Pon 12:31, 21 Mar 2011 Temat postu: Moving messages |
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1. A wild crush on a boy ugly. One day this boy said to the woman: I am not looking at you pictures every night I can not sleep. Ugly overjoyed. Boys went on to say: Because one look shocked when they heard over. 2. Robbers: Get out safe password that out! Do not say kill you! Female staff: I do not say to kill Fake watches! You ruined me I do not say! After the robber looked at her level: you wish! 3. A student, they do not buy toilet paper, we often have to take me. I saw one being: how old you get me? ! He replied: I'm Stingy! Is not you a little toilet paper, I still you run out of it! 4. Xiao Ming sent his girlfriend home, at the door Q: Can I kiss you please? Know a week before his girlfriend Re: shame! Little said: no sense of shame? Then I kissed him good! 5. People in the dark middle ten minutes. After sucking it again, beauty: Please inform your manager, ran out of toilet paper inside the female toilet. 7. 双层公交车 there are two sitting and one upstairs. After a child, he urged down: Do not take the above, where no driver! 8. There is a boy to buy condoms, the boss was surprised, he said: I want to give a gift to a girlfriend. The boss says: Do not wrap it up to? He said: No Rolex replica, it was originally used to pack gifts. 9. Male youth wearing a miniskirt girlfriend stroking the thigh: Honey, I love you! His girlfriend was fascinated to be held: and again a little higher! Progressive voice of young men: Honey, I love you! Moving story Motto 10. A couple dancing in the ballroom to see the husband exclaims: The world is strange, like every stupid ugly have a beautiful wife. His wife smiled and said: My dear, you really flattering. Interpol, the death of 11 officers entered the cell to perform a raincoat to the prisoner release order shaking prisoners Replica omega, said in amazement: so much rain to take the place of execution! Officer: You have nothing to complain about, I have to back it rain! 12. Pharaoh sitting in the restaurant for a long time to see the other guests ate with relish, only he still no waiter to call, then got up and asked the boss: Excuse me Cartier watches, I was not the audience sit up? 13 each of two lovers gazing at the restaurant, M: You're sweet, I want you one. Girl: I want to eat you one. Stood by the table's waiter coughed, and asked: What do you drink? 14. Husband occasionally made a Knight, made a couple of days later, his wife ate one and said: how do you engage, not light that is salty? The husband replied: This is to put less salt last fill out. 15. But why did not you catch her? Mom: be quiet and let people hear how bad. Children: he not know? 173 A military showed his jokes written in the same table to see the same table after reading the laugh. A military moved to ask: I am very good joke, right? At the same table answered: You can also call a joke? Moving story Motto 18. M: travel so long, we live together now! Girl: My parents will not forgive me. M: If we get married? Woman: I will not forgive myself. 19. Hotel Explorer grateful to the restaurant, guests squirm on to say: Sorry, the kitchen supervisor and guests have to say I look forward to you in time to be alert to chew things, and his contact lenses out. 20. Customer: How much hair? Barber: Ten dollars. Customer: so expensive! I am a fast bald man. Barber: I know that. 3 yuan a barber, and the other 7 yuan is to find the hair. Zhuantie review specified in the network: (Editor: a little) funny text message: admin |
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